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Happy Anniversary ATM Andrew!!!
By ms beauty | December 2, 2009
Hey HOs!!! Your Ebony Goddess had the most Fantastic Holiday weekend. Lots of good food, fun, and laughs with my fam. My Southern Aunties cook so goooooooood!!!. Fried turkey, greens, mac and cheese, you name it we ATE it 
I was stuffed for two days. Maybe next year one of you Losers can come to dinner and be the family bitch. Fetch this fetch that be the perfect DO boy. What an honor don’t you think?
Anway, back to my bitches. I have to first congratulate Stupid Loser Whiteboy Andrew Hicks aka Human ATM. He is now in his third year of servitude. Good Job Bitch. His dumbass has spent almost $40,000 on his Ebony Goddess so far!!! He worships me, adores me, obeys me. I LAUGH in his face and make him take more drugs LMAO!! sniff sniff loser. Andrew has done so much for his Ebony Queen. Lots of cash, trips to Miami and DC, amazon gifts, he even paid $6k for the downpayment on my duplex. Despite his LOSER nature and lack of manhood, Andrew has one claim to fame…he loves to PAY BILLS! This dumb bitch gets the job done on paying Goddess’ cell phone bill. He pays my car note monthly too check it out here. He pays for my Blackberry, data plan, and wireless modem for use on the road. He might miss a month but he ALWAYS comes back and pays DOUBLE the next. He is a true ADDICTED LOSER. I have programmed him into the perfect HumanATM and he is very thankful. His life his pathetic and mundane. He works hard and travels the world making the big bucks for his owner only to give it all away in a drug induced state. I am proud that I have taken over his worthless life and given him direction and purpose. He is my ATM now. My bill paying white boy slave. Don’t you wish you had a Human ATM too?
PAID for 3 years and counting…